imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

Prior to my first birthday? Yes. It’s again not my fault there weren’t better ones to use ready made.

Come on. Don’t like. Say it like that.[…] I think they care about him. I doubt they understand.

Edited (Because loving is a swear ) 2023-09-23 10:37 (UTC)

Speaking of babies, I wonder if he knows that you sound like a goose when you cry.

Say it like what? It's lovely that he comes from such a warm family. Not surprising that such well-balanced people don't know what to do with someone like Gavin.

When I was like diapers oh my god.

Well. U know the most apparently well balanced families on the surface are often the most actually fucked up. They probably just don’t actually want any more drama. Rude.

Personally, that shrill honking is burned into my brain.

Or the Gavin part of him has confused Parson's family relationships for his own, and now he can't stand his siblings either. I suppose we'll see once the holidays come around. ~~If they don't want him, then we~~

Lmao good I hope you never get peace

[…] Huh no I actually wonder.
It was Gavin who opened the door for her. That could be like. Symbolic?
WE should try to like. Interlope the v healthy Starlings this yr since they didn’t get to party w a Waldinger last time

The sound of your voice is a daily annoyance, Goose.

Interesting. It wouldn't be that difficult to find their names and addresses.

Even more so like v soon n I’m not telling u what I mean by that!!!

THAT would be mean.

But like. It would be so good of us to reach out and how else

Edited 2023-09-23 18:27 (UTC)

[...] Are you looking for me? Because I'm in Research.

In another world, we could've been in-laws. But first, reconnaissance. I'm sending you a collaborative spreadsheet. We need to collect information on every member of his family in order to devise the optimal strategy for approaching them.

Not at the moment.
[...] BUT if u have any REALly fun projects PLEASE wait for next week, I'm goin full time at research.

Which will be like, super easy, I'm doin a lil preliminary peek and knock these ppl are on FACEbook holy shit we could be at their door by morning.

Oh. [...] ~~I'm glad~~ ~~You're really happy~~ ~~This is a much better use of your~~ [...] I do, actually. I spent some time looking at Parson's illusions with your eyes, and I think we may be able to duplicate the Waldinger particles.

So they are. Aw, some of them are happily married too. With children! How adorably conventional.

How? Also the WHAT.

Y and Parson isn't. I wonder what they're really like He never speaks about them, does he?

They're my particles. They should get my name.

I asked him about marriage once, and he said he'd only get married as "part of a madcap scheme to secure citizenship for a desperate, handsome stranger."

Are u sure they're your particles like arent there other liminals who can do SOME kinda illusions. And they just don't have a SISTER W CELL VISION to tell them what they look like.

So if anything they should be named that bc of me.

[...] Huh. ~~But I wonder if he and~~ ~~I think he wouldve~~ We'll see what his family says about that.

Edited 2023-09-24 16:53 (UTC)

If the other Liminal illusionists want to name the illusion particles after themselves, then they should've earned Physics degrees and built a theoretical model before me. And obviously the Waldinger name includes you too, I'll just take precedence in the credits.

Brenda must be the one he's closest to. [...] Honestly, I've never really tried to ask him about his family. ~~I didn't want to comp~~

k but also "Waldinger Particles" sounds like it's talking about little itty bitty parts of us which I am not sure I like as i do have to see those all the time?? ALSo did yr theoretical model include these before i saw them.

But no. Neither have I [...] N i don't think we should this should be like, independent research we can talk to him when we're like, on the way to their homes

Edited (less confusing more scary) 2023-09-24 17:22 (UTC)

It's no different from the Higgs boson being named after Peter Higgs and Satyendra Nath Bose. Higgs gets the honour because he wrote the first paper on it, regardless of how many people contributed to the theory. Really, you should be thankful I'm going with Waldinger instead of Enochian particle.

Agreed. There's really no reason why Parson has to be involved with this. Anyway, I'm crafting fake Facebook accounts to look like his sisters' old college classmates, and hopefully one of them takes the bait and allows me access to their private friend posts.

Enochian particle sounds like, RADICALLY pompous so i think u made the right choice regardless i wouldnt even wanna claim that but. U really think u could isolate it so we can do a lil replicate?

Ok but not all of them at once or theyll wise up and be like i'm bein facebook hacked! oh no! I was gonna do something like leave a rly good google review for one of their businesses and then privately fb message them all like hi yr home goods saved my life i cant meet u for coffee but lets be friends and rly play unhappy housewife newly found besties w them

I've devised a theoretical model of the particle's composition and interactions, based on my observations. All that remains is capturing one accurately so we can verify the theory. The scope of your cellular vision means that the Waldinger particles must be large enough to be seen with a microscope, and it's their ephemerality and rapid vibration which makes it difficult to fix an image without distortion artifacts. So. I have a long list of imaging methods to run through, one by one. And I can't do it without an assistant, since my illusions collapse when I see the particles myself.

Please. This is not my first time intruding into people's Facebook accounts. [...] What if they are just nice people, and Parson's happy with them?

Edited (i don't know anything about science, please do not come for my ass) 2023-09-25 04:52 (UTC)

Sounds like. Tedious and Long! Im in

[…] Then we’re assholes, knock, but we knew that
If he was happy with them he might’ve spoken to them.

I'm not quite sure how things will look after we do replicate them. But my theory is that I should be able to "attach" an illusion to the artificially created Waldinger particles, and the illusion should sustain itself without my supervision.

They're not wrong, are they? He isn't the same as he was before. It may be that the ultimate thing Parson needs is to ungraft Gavin's imprint from his brain, so he can return to normal.

Omg cool. And since it’s not coming from you directly it wouldn’t make u like, too tired? ~~because~~

[…] Yeah. But we don’t know if that’s even poss.

[……]I’ve been wondering if he’ll like. Fade out as time goes on anyway but. I don’t know anything about it obvi. ~~I just think we should be~~

Exactly. That's the ideal scenario. If we could build a device that continuously emits Waldinger particles, and then mass produce that device, we could have hundreds of my illusions going at once, all in different locations and serving different purposes.

I don't either. [...] You inherited both Parson's emulsification and Gavin's inertia control. Did you get anything else that seemed like Gavin, outside of the dream?

Ok stop saying waldinger particles I get it but omgggg if that would be possible holy shit

But no. I didn’t. I felt around but nothing. I would’ve known.

The tricky part would be convincing enough people to help us test the illusion devices out. (And the name's not changing. Get used to it.)

[...] If it's not encoded in his Liminality then... Maybe you're right. Maybe it's all a temporary state, and the problem will fix itself on its own.

anyone in this station would do anything I asked in downwards of 15 minutes if I framed it as a good time that’s NOT a problem

[…]or maybe I’m wrong and he’s ingrained in his personality never to be extricated or like, fully understood by his family again I guess we’ll see

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