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[imaginist]

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dm 9/22

[beautyfull]

yeah and i had to do that one too whatever did like ANY of u do without me.

well I want to play mind games too. [...] I don't know. Maybe he'd find a way to reach through the veil on his very special day and like, defy liminality.

dm 9/22

[imaginist]

I think people have hobbies? It's deeply unclear to me.

Alright. I have an idea. What if we get him a cake, but threaten to incinerate it if he doesn't rescue it quickly enough? He loves to be a hero, and we love to ruin his birthday cakes.

dm 9/22

[beautyfull]

omg.....cake cells are SO organic.

dm 9/22

[imaginist]

Could you atomise a cake with your mind? We have to record this. I want him to see the consequences of his failure.

dm 9/22

[beautyfull]

babe please it's literally cake
of course we'll record it. but not from a recognisable place.

dm 9/22

[imaginist]

I can use an illusion to obscure our location. Good luck trying to guess where we are when the backdrop of the video is a featureless void.

dm 9/22

[beautyfull]

perf. i'll fly in in his favourite cake.
just like, "Happy Birthday Gavin" for the icing or some other secret message?

dm 9/22

[imaginist]

Will "Congrats on your greying hair" have the same effect when it's not his body?

dm 9/22

[beautyfull]

"i don't have time to fix all those wrinkles--happy birthday!!!!"

dm 9/22

[imaginist]

So you can now [...] Better to keep it simple. We want it to hurt when he watches our anonymous hands slice through the message without him.

dm 9/22

[beautyfull]

The "Gav" bursting into a trillion pieces in a closeup...
yes. This will be good.