ic spam @e.waldinger

[imaginist]

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DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

kissinnwalls hbu

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

Not bleeding at all. This isn't an emergency, is it? You don't expect me to call an ambulance for you or anything?

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

nqh jusb thnkin abt u

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

[...] Are you hitting on me?

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mgetin better aatit lol

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

Technique doesn't really has anything to do with it. I'm hot and I have a British accent. You are not the first strange man to send me a drunk text after midnight.

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ffffffff how ncan i b htaaht sttrange

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

The list is far too long to get into, but this entire conversation would be item number one.

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but ul8ke it lmoo

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

Oh yes, but not for the reasons you think. Do you have any idea of the bomb you've placed in my hands? What Crysta would think of you drunk DMing her older brother?

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

w8 r u

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

Am I, Enoch Waldinger, the older brother of Crysta Waldinger?

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wht dies c lkook lkie agn

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[imaginist]

[...] As much as I enjoy watching you dig your own grave, I think you should set your phone down until you've sobered up.

DM 7/30, a little after midnight

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok ni