imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

~~Sorry for~~
~~Are you still~~ [...] Your ex asked to piggyback on my bday party

Should i like, do it, but then tell him the wrong day and he shows up and he's all alone and it's only a lil camera taking a picture for you

Of course even Raine wants to be your friend. Incredible.

HIGHly doubt he probably just wants to ruin it slash make me look stupid

Unwise of him, given how easily I can psychologically torture someone with my powers.

What are you planning for your birthday?

that's so spooky omg have you ever tortured someone

also idek yet I gotta do a little more digging for Resources and Vibes I still don't know what people do for fun around here.

No one who didn't deserve it.

Drinking, no strings attached hookups, and wandering into the Riftlands to get killed. I strongly advise against the last one.

ASSUMING I've earned a birthday this year, omg orgy riftlands party?? Tempting!

Two things: 1) What have you even done to earn a birthday this year? 2) If you want to be the second Waldinger to die out there, then go ahead. Mum and Dad will put even less effort into your funeral, and I'll officially be the favourite.

I'm glad u asked as i have worked at not ONE not Two but technically 3 Real Person Jobs this year! I have crashed 0 cars! I have my own apartment!This is very impressive, dad!!!

Omg can you imagine they'd like close my casket WITH CHAINS because they'd be afraid of me like, pulling a gotcha somehow i bet.

You have twenty-five days to lose your current job and accommodations. Fully achievable, for you.

I'll recommend they go medieval and drive a stake through your heart, lest people develop split ends by your grave site for years to come.

Awwww you really do Believe in Me but also?? underestimate me?? like of course a little stake's not gonna help the curse.

A stake is only the first step. Salting and burning is next. Although I could just make it look that way while you escape the casket.

And then I'd be Free

Never invited home to another Christmas. I'll win either way, because I doubt they'd actually want a family gathering if it's only me.

Nah you'd be their last great hope you could string em along so far like, one appearance every year for anything their money can purchase

I don't want anything from them ~~except~~. [...] You're determined to stay here, then?

Afraid so. I'd say we could like, draw lil chalk lines and pick station sides if you want but if I drew a line between our apartments i would Never be able to Leave the building so

Hm. I wouldn't object to that.

Ok well shut up bc i would

I could twist these hallways so you'd never find your way out of the building regardless. But I don't have time to watch you 24/7, so I suppose a détente is the only option.

ok well first of all your brain pictures do NOT work on me [...] for that long.

[...] Little truce though???

I've been practicing. You might be surprised one day.

Alright, fine. I'll stop sending anonymous complaints about you to Admin.

Cool.

wow i hate u so much good thing my boss loves me ???

People here have remarkably poor judgement. Our truce only extends to not getting you fired; it does not mean I'll be nice to you in the research lab.

well yeah duh you haven't been like bodysnatched you're still never gonna be able to find the tubes you need or whatever

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