I mean I believe this, because I let him sneak into my room for a cigarette soooo he owed me a Truth and I asked for ppl who have sexy bones (apparently parson also has sexy bones!!!)
Flashing his teeth all the time with that big stupid grin. Yes, Parson, we can all see that you floss.
I'm an important and busy person, and it would be beneath me to commit petty crimes. But I might know someone who can provide the cover of an illusion.
Just the worst, truly. Of course he has a perfect skeleton on top of everything else.
It's what a good neighbour would do. Or I could hide someone while they work on breaking through the door. You'd just have to make sure no one bumps into you.
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DM 6/16
Omg are we sneaking in
DM 6/16
Well, that would be illegal.
DM 6/16
Soooooo what won't be
DM 6/16
I'm simply saying that I could never condone such an illegal, invasive action. Don't you have some delinquent friends?
DM 6/16
Cannot BELIEVE you are making me do the dirty work here. But also MAYbe.
DM 6/16
I'm an important and busy person, and it would be beneath me to commit petty crimes. But I might know someone who can provide the cover of an illusion.
DM 6/16
Liiiike his door’s a little open and we just had to close it or?
DM 6/16
It's what a good neighbour would do. Or I could hide someone while they work on breaking through the door. You'd just have to make sure no one bumps into you.
DM 6/16
Ok well i will reach out to my super crime associates and see if this is agreeable but this could maybe actually work.