Yes but for reference I’m leaving with the car at exactly 3 pm to beat traffic so waiting a lil too long just for fun to freak me out will actually just mean u r stranded and have to drive to an airport so.
god we rly are like damned if u do double damned if we don't go guess yr stuck too
no i meant u i was giving u permission to tune me out for up to 1 hr but i rescind that in the knowledge that you'll be listening to the most boring news possible on a VACATION (TERM USED LIBERALLY)
Everyone will be drunk by the time we arrive. How bad can it be, really?
I like to stay informed. You know, there was a recent story about how poultry farmers are struggling to keep Liminal mutations out of their flocks of turkeys.
Omg I would pay a million dollars from my dead dad future money literally but it's utterly unbelievable bc that would imply a hint of moisture in the food.
No. I'm stopping. Just [...] needed something to take the edge off.
You're right. The tiniest trace of unusually purple veins in the meat, then. If it's only where they cut for the first time, no one will even figure it out it's an illusion.
No [....] I get it. I smoked half a cigarette before being abso sure Mum would be able to smell it on me a day later and so I stopped [...] so. [...] At least we can get like, late nite room service to make a full hotel hate us immediately upon landing?
That's so exciting omg I will make sure to eye it suspiciously and drop in the deet that there's a new study that if u eat liminal meat you become one yrself (that's not from NPR i made it up)
i know. but isn't it a fun fallback 2 know that's not true and i could instantly murder someone n u could cover it up by the time the salads were out. [...] Why. Are u experiencing big dread. If so maybe imagine how the waiter's gonna feel at 2am when he clears the room service and it's purple chicken in the tenders, he'll be havin a worse day than us.
You could make it look like a simple heart attack. And failing that, I'm almost certain that it wouldn't be the first murder that our father's had to conceal.
I'm fine.[...] I didn't sleep well last night, that's all. If I pass out in either the car or on the plane, you are forbidden from taking photos of me.
omg remember nanny b when i was 8 either he murdered her or was sleeping with her n paid for her to get a full new identity and i am NOT sure which but she LEFT her full suitcase that's so shady and one day it was GONE
i woooon't i won't dont u trust me at all. You are also, ps, forbidden from pics, lest u wondered
I wonder what he'd say if I brought up Nanny B. What's the most casual way to ask if he killed someone? A decades-long mystery could finally be solved.
When you say "dont u trust me at all" is exactly when I trust you the least. But I promise, no one will see you in whatever mini-mother outfit you've prepared for the party.
I bettt any conversation about her could at least catch him in a few lies. We might not get a murder confession but you could at least prove it was his fault in SOME way (because I'm SURE it was???)
Well that sounds like a YOU trust problem bc i'm honestly not going to. [...] Thanks.It's green and I look exactly like her it's a little weird.
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And k look I will not talk to u directly w headphones on n that’s the best i can do
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Please don't wear headphones while you drive. Unless this is your way of letting me know I'm driving so I can't force you to listen to NPR on the way.
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no i meant u i was giving u permission to tune me out for up to 1 hr but i rescind that in the knowledge that you'll be listening to the most boring news possible on a VACATION (TERM USED LIBERALLY)
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I like to stay informed. You know, there was a recent story about how poultry farmers are struggling to keep Liminal mutations out of their flocks of turkeys.
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ok that's a lil interesting. do u think we'll rock up to a violet roast or they probably like, screened for that, right.
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Oh, I'm certain Mum paid a premium for lilac-free turkeys. But it could be funny if they cut into it and everyone saw a bit of purple juice gush out.
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Omg I would pay a million dollars from my dead dad future money literally but it's utterly unbelievable bc that would imply a hint of moisture in the food.
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You're right. The tiniest trace of unusually purple veins in the meat, then. If it's only where they cut for the first time, no one will even figure it out it's an illusion.
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That's so exciting omg I will make sure to eye it suspiciously and drop in the deet that there's a new study that if u eat liminal meat you become one yrself (that's not from NPR i made it up)
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Spread the story around while you're mingling before dinner, so Dad's business partners will be the ones to mention it during the turkey carving.
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omg yes. are u gonna make it juuuust veiny enough that it's p impossible to tell if it's from bad cooking or purple in earnest?
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Are youIt's only one little party and then we'll be back. Hardly enough time at all for one of us to commit murder.I'll ask room service to bring me a turkey substitute to practise on, and you can give me your artistic opinion.
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[...] Why. Are u experiencing big dread. If so maybe imagine how the waiter's gonna feel at 2am when he clears the room service and it's purple chicken in the tenders, he'll be havin a worse day than us.
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I'm fine. [...] I didn't sleep well last night, that's all. If I pass out in either the car or on the plane, you are forbidden from taking photos of me.
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i woooon't i won't dont u trust me at all.
You are also, ps, forbidden from pics, lest u wondered
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When you say "dont u trust me at all" is exactly when I trust you the least. But I promise, no one will see you in whatever mini-mother outfit you've prepared for the party.
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Well that sounds like a YOU trust problem bc i'm honestly not going to. [...] Thanks.It's green and I look exactly like her it's a little weird.