I'm developing an algorithm to quantitatively assess each comment and plot them on a graph, as an objective measure of the quality of your bleachings. But that's just for my personal records.
Now I'm imagining the data I could collect if you had a mohawk.
Would I, after 32 hours of monitoring the rift and being asked to pay you attention instead, attempt to trick you into doing menial labour for the party I'm throwing next weekend? Does that sound like me?
It sounds exactly like you, yeah. But I’m still holding out hope that if I do the menial labor without complaining I might eventually be rewarded for good behavior.
If you believe that not complaining is what I'm looking for when I force you to jump through hoops for my amusement, you would be incorrect. I need the torture to be a little effective.
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DM, 10/22, early evening
I see. Did you get any sleep last night?
DM, 10/22, early evening
Not really, but I took an ill-advised nap at 2pm so I'm not tired.
DM, 10/22, early evening
I can think of a few ways to tire you out, if you need.
DM, 10/22, early evening
Are any of them fun?
DM, 10/22, early evening
Would I, after 32 hours of monitoring the rift and being asked to pay you attention instead, attempt to trick you into doing menial labour for the party I'm throwing next weekend? Does that sound like me?
DM, 10/22, early evening
It sounds exactly like you, yeah. But I’m still holding out hope that if I do the menial labor without complaining I might eventually be rewarded for good behavior.
DM, 10/22, early evening
If you believe that not complaining is what I'm looking for when I force you to jump through hoops for my amusement, you would be incorrect. I need the torture to be a little effective.
DM, 10/22, early evening
DM, 10/22, early evening