imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

Is your sister cool?

Define "cool."

Would she and I get along?

Absolutely not. Do not talk to her.

Yikes! Why not? Are you afraid she'll tell me all of your embarrassing childhood secrets?

Hardly. I'm trying to get her to leave, and it won't help if she starts making friends here. She needs only the slightest encouragement to think someone likes her.

Big brothers should be nice to their little sisters.

What would you know about that? You give off textbook eldest daughter vibes.

I feel like you’re trying to be rude but I actually think all of my best qualities are symptoms of terminal eldest daughter syndrome.

Of course you would think so. As an eldest daughter, could you be responsible enough to convince Crysta that she shouldn't be here?

[...] I could probably convince her not to leave the station.

~~Sorry for~~
~~Are you still~~ [...] Your ex asked to piggyback on my bday party

Should i like, do it, but then tell him the wrong day and he shows up and he's all alone and it's only a lil camera taking a picture for you

Of course even Raine wants to be your friend. Incredible.

HIGHly doubt he probably just wants to ruin it slash make me look stupid

Unwise of him, given how easily I can psychologically torture someone with my powers.

What are you planning for your birthday?

that's so spooky omg have you ever tortured someone

also idek yet I gotta do a little more digging for Resources and Vibes I still don't know what people do for fun around here.

No one who didn't deserve it.

Drinking, no strings attached hookups, and wandering into the Riftlands to get killed. I strongly advise against the last one.

ASSUMING I've earned a birthday this year, omg orgy riftlands party?? Tempting!

Two things: 1) What have you even done to earn a birthday this year? 2) If you want to be the second Waldinger to die out there, then go ahead. Mum and Dad will put even less effort into your funeral, and I'll officially be the favourite.

I'm glad u asked as i have worked at not ONE not Two but technically 3 Real Person Jobs this year! I have crashed 0 cars! I have my own apartment!This is very impressive, dad!!!

Omg can you imagine they'd like close my casket WITH CHAINS because they'd be afraid of me like, pulling a gotcha somehow i bet.

You have twenty-five days to lose your current job and accommodations. Fully achievable, for you.

I'll recommend they go medieval and drive a stake through your heart, lest people develop split ends by your grave site for years to come.

Awwww you really do Believe in Me but also?? underestimate me?? like of course a little stake's not gonna help the curse.

A stake is only the first step. Salting and burning is next. Although I could just make it look that way while you escape the casket.

And then I'd be Free

Never invited home to another Christmas. I'll win either way, because I doubt they'd actually want a family gathering if it's only me.

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