no i get it having a roommate was a Change but its vidalia who p much lets me do whatever so
god ok second option def idk about u but i cannot muster fake joy over a random dick pic but i KNOW some of them Are (would u like their numbers) and that would make me tech In Compliance for like, what, a Boston trip every fiscal quarter or smth
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You've been here long enough that you could always apply to get your own place on the second or third floors.
If a man can't deal with my honest reviews of his dick pics, he's not worth sleeping with. Also, if you're efficient about it, you'd need only one trip to produce a year's worth of photos of the courtship with your extremely heterosexual fiancé. (Send me the numbers.)
and leave ur neighbourhood alone god you'd LOVE that wouldn't u
omg exactly if i say its crooked n pedestrian it is and him pretending otherwise won't help anyway. and ok fiance is goin a LITTLE FAR (tho i guess i am not exactly lacking in reasons for a fake dude to break up a fake engagement am i lmao)
[...]really? i mean i will. kevin's in finance and goes deep sea fishing n brad is also in finance and his personality is his dog named ronald after reagan
Fake Instagram boyfriend reveal in the first three months, fake proposal after six months, fake broken engagement after nine months. You don't even have to say why, although I have always wanted to try faking a murder conspiracy.
Ugh. They sound horrendous, and suitable for my purposes. Being at Enodia isn't exactly conducive to finding single men whose egos are ripe for systematic disassembly.
it’d be a good test run for a real murder one day and easily debunked if we needed it to be. he’d just be thanking me while running around Europe w a hottie
I guess I wasn’t sure if those were yr purposes but that’s not wrong. Purpl has like THREE ppl who don’t work here it’s so sad
Think of how relieved everyone will be when he's found alive in Malta, tanned and healthy and newly recovered from Liminal-induced amnesia.
35 hours in LA for Thanksgiving, most of which will be spent with my sister, are not the ideal circumstances for a hookup, so alas, I must content myself with some risky texting.
it won’t be u unless you Reallllllyyy piss me off.
ill help u scout out the situation but if u leave the party to have gross old man sex u can’t be gone for longer than an hour or I will consider it a personal abandonment
If I had a spy, I would call them off right now. Probably.
Please. None of them have ever lasted even a quarter that long. [...] I won't, anyway. I do have to pretend to watch you because you're a danger to everyone around you. Although I may once or twice replace myself with an illusion who stands in the corner with a glass of wine and responds solely in monosyllables.
I think you're clever enough to know exactly what I've done to your planned outing.
Let me know if you ever want an illusion of yourself. Ooh, I could probably make one of us arguing in hushed tones right outside the party, just for some intrigue.
Text me anything they say to you while out of earshot of me, and I'll do the same for you. I want us well-versed on everything they believe will cause dissension.
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god ok second option def idk about u but i cannot muster fake joy over a random dick pic but i KNOW some of them Are (would u like their numbers) and that would make me tech In Compliance for like, what, a Boston trip every fiscal quarter or smth
dm 11/3
If a man can't deal with my honest reviews of his dick pics, he's not worth sleeping with. Also, if you're efficient about it, you'd need only one trip to produce a year's worth of photos of the courtship with your extremely heterosexual fiancé. (Send me the numbers.)
dm 11/3
omg exactly if i say its crooked n pedestrian it is and him pretending otherwise won't help anyway. and ok fiance is goin a LITTLE FAR (tho i guess i am not exactly lacking in reasons for a fake dude to break up a fake engagement am i lmao)
[...]really? i mean i will. kevin's in finance and goes deep sea fishing n brad is also in finance and his personality is his dog named ronald after reagan
dm 11/3
Fake Instagram boyfriend reveal in the first three months, fake proposal after six months, fake broken engagement after nine months. You don't even have to say why, although I have always wanted to try faking a murder conspiracy.
Ugh. They sound horrendous, and suitable for my purposes. Being at Enodia isn't exactly conducive to finding single men whose egos are ripe for systematic disassembly.
dm 11/3
I guess I wasn’t sure if those were yr purposes but that’s not wrong. Purpl has like THREE ppl who don’t work here it’s so sad
dm 11/3
35 hours in LA for Thanksgiving, most of which will be spent with my sister, are not the ideal circumstances for a hookup, so alas, I must content myself with some risky texting.
dm 11/3
I mean don’t be chaste on my account in LA. I’ll book us rooms on different floors. I’ve done some damage on waaay shorter layovers
dm 11/3
We'll see, then. I'm not quite that desperate, but I could be tempted by an offer to break up someone's marriage during the Thanksgiving gathering.
dm 11/3
ill help u scout out the situation but if u leave the party to have gross old man sex u can’t be gone for longer than an hour or I will consider it a personal abandonment
dm 11/3
Please. None of them have ever lasted even a quarter that long. [...] I won't, anyway. I do have to pretend to watch you because you're a danger to everyone around you. Although I may once or twice replace myself with an illusion who stands in the corner with a glass of wine and responds solely in monosyllables.
dm 11/3
KNEW itI’ll talk to yr illusion about absolutely batshit things to watch him nod 💕dm 11/3
Let me know if you ever want an illusion of yourself. Ooh, I could probably make one of us arguing in hushed tones right outside the party, just for some intrigue.
dm 11/3
yesss like. Right as we’re leaving and they’re watching us thru the curtains so they can rly feel like they did something?
dm 11/3
Text me anything they say to you while out of earshot of me, and I'll do the same for you. I want us well-versed on everything they believe will cause dissension.
dm 11/3
Oh yeah that’s a good idea. I’ll tell u everything. […] Can’t split us if we’re ahead of them
dm 11/3
Well, you know. I can't have my best research assistant distracted by these petty dramas. We have a lot of work to tackle in the following months.