imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

Ok i'm reading it and i think i get it. Like. Powerful stuff but is there anything about not particle detectors that would like
Help me understand just the basics of rift science

Edited (narrator: she did not get it) 2023-06-07 05:42 (UTC)

Whatever you think you have to apologize for, I wouldn't have accepted it anyway. You know how I feel about such empty niceties.

Edited 2023-06-07 06:00 (UTC)

[...] Are you working in the lab tomorrow?

yeah in the morning

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No such thing as a genuine apology in your book?

Get my coffee order and come find me, then. Whenever I get stuck, I create an illusion of a crow and talk through the problem with it until I arrive at the solution.

You'll do as a substitute.

wait pardon you were only talking to an imaginary crow before me knock that is literally the saddest most goth shit i have ever heard in my entire life

[...] But. Fine.

I think those do more to make the person apologizing feel better.

I'm Venmoing you $20. Order a better drink on me, and maybe try to do something less miserable than messaging your ex in a Cheesecake Factory on your birthday.

It's another way to think aloud. Many people do it. I just happen to be able to do it more stylishly.

See you tomorrow. Remember, a cortado.

[...] Good plan. Thanks.

ok but keep that tone and it’s fated to be decaf. asshole.

~~thank~~

i know something you don't knooow

Is this important? Because I don't know if you remember, but the Station just recently went through a near-catastrophic weather event.

Fine I won't tell you.

You have to tell me. You can't just say you know something and not tell me.

well if you're sooOOooo busy w the Near Catastrophic Weather Event u probably don't have time for this lil Parson Starling detail i plucked

What? Did you speak to him?

No but Zeke (bone guy) went on a tinder date w/him and apparently? freak. hundreds of dolls everywhere. I am Not making this up.

You can't believe everything Zeke Zelizer says. [...] He's in Unit 202.

I mean I believe this, because I let him sneak into my room for a cigarette soooo he owed me a Truth and I asked for ppl who have sexy bones (apparently parson also has sexy bones!!!)

Omg are we sneaking in

I am frightened to know what Zeke's criteria for "sexy bones" would be.

Well, that would be illegal.

Solid and healthy; drinks milk

Soooooo what won't be

I bet Parson drinks a full glass of milk every day. He's that obnoxious.

I'm simply saying that I could never condone such an illegal, invasive action. Don't you have some delinquent friends?

He gives "Internalized Got Milk Commercial circa 2003" like. Entirely.

Cannot BELIEVE you are making me do the dirty work here. But also MAYbe.

Flashing his teeth all the time with that big stupid grin. Yes, Parson, we can all see that you floss.

I'm an important and busy person, and it would be beneath me to commit petty crimes. But I might know someone who can provide the cover of an illusion.

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