imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

Are u going to go see him

It would get him out of the way, for whatever you're doing. I just don't have anything to say to him.

so would his job tho so you wouldn't have to like. do that.

[...]do you know he wouldn't even give me a fun fact for jack's party
i wonder if he's like. scared of us.

We're harmless. What's the worst thing that could possibly happen to him if he met me for lunch in a public place? Get trapped in an illusion? Have all of his lies found out?

if there was like a reasonable god they would NOT have given u all this power but just for rn i'm glad god doesn't exist

~~also can u really tell when i'm~~

Maybe I'll ghost him for lunch. That would be quite funny. [...] You could always come with me.

oooo then he should be terrified if he tries to wiggle out of it i'll gray him

I wonder if he has any impressions of what getting grayed is like. Honestly, he's as vain as Gavin was.

k well first of all Impossible secondly he'll know soon enough...

but yeah we should both go

Edited 2023-07-06 00:47 (UTC)

You can break into his apartment later while he's at work. Surely he won't be suspicious about the timing. We're being incredibly nice by meeting him and absolving him of his guilt.

if i do it right he won't even kno i'm there

[...] also if he starts crying or something we can leave right

What if you did leave something there, just to throw him off?

[...] I'll create an illusion of us in our chairs. It won't disappear until we're long gone.

k good plan but like something like what it can't come back 2 me

I suppose it would give us away if we added another doll to his collection.

i have some ideas
maybe a new outfit for one of them
gonna ship in a few barbies overnight

Leave a little plastic shoe somewhere. He'll drive himself crazy for an evening trying to figure out which doll it came from, and where the other shoe is.

that was my IDEA!!!!

Now picture this: he's working late at the bar. He's counting down the minutes to closing time. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees it. A pink plastic shoe sitting on the bar top, twin to the one he found a few days ago. A customer calls for his attention. He turns back, and the shoe is gone.

like it was maybe never there at all...

parson wants to get pizza and people watch w me i think he's trying to Bond Individually + he'll probs ask you to hang out solo soon too so HEADS UP

in the meantime are there any like
behaviors or like, words, other than obvi accent slips you're lookin for right now i can make a lil list and report back

Edited (decided this was funny enough as a request to do it anyway...sorry...) 2023-07-15 04:44 (UTC)

Still not convinced this isn't a long game to assassinate all of us. He once messaged me with "there's room for more of you up here, you know."

~~Do you remember how Gavin would always~~ [...] What we really need is a baseline understanding of Parson Starling's traits. We can't suss out what's aberrant if we don't have an accurate psychological profile of Parson to compare to.

I mean if that’s something he like, wishes upon himself, big time psycho shit, we’re doomed, omg remember me as I get murdered in this pizza joint.

[…] Was that after u like, accused him publicly of murder tho because that might not be all him.

And u know I will have allll his secrets for u by tomorrow ~~since like idt gavin would wanna~~

If he does try it, we'd get our revenge. I rather doubt anyone could handle the combined psychological damage of three Waldingers.

Accusing him publicly of murder is hardly a threat, especially if the authorities have ruled it isn't true. This DM was a clear escalation on his part.

Are you going to Colchester?

He could not. Handle it. I was thinkin more that sounded like a gavvy threat when forced to escalate bc you were being cooler than him for a moment. [...] might be wrong tho.

Yeahhh in that strip mall by the whole foods

[...] No. I [...] can't imagine Gavin wanting to be stuck with me, even as a joke.

What do you think of including Parson in the Ernest Waters mystery? I have some new information about Ernest, and I'm wondering if he actually managed to hide his powers from everyone in Colchester, or if someone might know more than his family.

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