Big lie or small lie?

I'll leave that up to you. You're the medical professional; I'm just a scientist who can't stand a cool mutation going undocumented. Obviously, I have thoughts, but we also have to contend with a) your aversion to being poked and prodded, and b) our inability to have civil conversations. Boundaries are crucial if we want a good dataset. Therefore, how much information do you actually want to record? Consider me the research assistant to your self-experimentation.