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i know. but isn't it a fun fallback 2 know that's not true and i could instantly murder someone n u could cover it up by the time the salads were out.
[...] Why. Are u experiencing big dread. If so maybe imagine how the waiter's gonna feel at 2am when he clears the room service and it's purple chicken in the tenders, he'll be havin a worse day than us.
[...] Why. Are u experiencing big dread. If so maybe imagine how the waiter's gonna feel at 2am when he clears the room service and it's purple chicken in the tenders, he'll be havin a worse day than us.
You could make it look like a simple heart attack. And failing that, I'm almost certain that it wouldn't be the first murder that our father's had to conceal.
I'm fine. [...] I didn't sleep well last night, that's all. If I pass out in either the car or on the plane, you are forbidden from taking photos of me.
I'm fine. [...] I didn't sleep well last night, that's all. If I pass out in either the car or on the plane, you are forbidden from taking photos of me.
omg remember nanny b when i was 8 either he murdered her or was sleeping with her n paid for her to get a full new identity and i am NOT sure which but she LEFT her full suitcase that's so shady and one day it was GONE
i woooon't i won't dont u trust me at all.
You are also, ps, forbidden from pics, lest u wondered
i woooon't i won't dont u trust me at all.
You are also, ps, forbidden from pics, lest u wondered
I wonder what he'd say if I brought up Nanny B. What's the most casual way to ask if he killed someone? A decades-long mystery could finally be solved.
When you say "dont u trust me at all" is exactly when I trust you the least. But I promise, no one will see you in whatever mini-mother outfit you've prepared for the party.
When you say "dont u trust me at all" is exactly when I trust you the least. But I promise, no one will see you in whatever mini-mother outfit you've prepared for the party.
I bettt any conversation about her could at least catch him in a few lies. We might not get a murder confession but you could at least prove it was his fault in SOME way (because I'm SURE it was???)
Well that sounds like a YOU trust problem bc i'm honestly not going to. [...] Thanks.It's green and I look exactly like her it's a little weird.
Well that sounds like a YOU trust problem bc i'm honestly not going to. [...] Thanks.It's green and I look exactly like her it's a little weird.
Never a good place to be on Thanksgiving.
It's normal. I kind of wish it was worse.
It's normal. I kind of wish it was worse.
You can get an uber.
The second thing, I guess. It makes me feel like I'm the problem in the situation.
The second thing, I guess. It makes me feel like I'm the problem in the situation.
I'm sorry you're being forced to be responsible.
I haven't been doing that. I think I'm being acceptably polite.
I haven't been doing that. I think I'm being acceptably polite.
What have you learned?
Not a very nice thing to ask.
Not a very nice thing to ask.
Terrible way to figure out you're a bad judge of character. I'm sorry. [...] Maybe they don't know they're lying.
I know. If you had implied you don't find me charming I'd have given you a much harder time about it.
I know. If you had implied you don't find me charming I'd have given you a much harder time about it.
I imagine they don't. [...] It's laughably naive, but I assumed that the cruel things they'd say were simply... their sense of humour. A power play. As you well know, I say rude things all the time without meaning it. But no. They really do find me unpleasant.
You're funny, in an unexpected way. I'm sure your father's new family likes you.
You're funny, in an unexpected way. I'm sure your father's new family likes you.
Too bad their good taste in wine doesn't apply to everything.
I think they do. [...] Can I say one rude thing?
I think they do. [...] Can I say one rude thing?
You haven't eaten yet? I ate four and a half hours ago.
The two kids are very cool but their names are Paysleigh and Blakeslee.
The two kids are very cool but their names are Paysleigh and Blakeslee.
You see why I don't want to partake in the limitless wine. The hors d'oeuvres trays were emptied hours ago, as people desperately tried to stave off hunger with insubstantial little couscous cucumber bites. Occasionally, someone notices that a single vegan meatball somehow escaped the carnage, but it only turns into air and broken dreams in their mouths. As you can imagine, the vibes are deteriorating.
Did you dare ask why it's "Blakeslee" and not "Blakesleigh"?
Did you dare ask why it's "Blakeslee" and not "Blakesleigh"?
Order pizza.
I didn't, but it's going to bother me for the rest of my life.
I didn't, but it's going to bother me for the rest of my life.
No, I remember. I'm just beholden to remind you it's a little silly, sometimes.
I don't know. Her online soap business is paying the bills.
I don't know. Her online soap business is paying the bills.
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