imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

What I mean is that I really could not care enough about your little puzzles to start questioning anyone about it, and it didn't even occur to me that you'd worry about such a thing until you mentioned it. Really, Isaiah. Unclench.

How would you like to go?

My head needs to explode. In a really big way.

~~Then why don't I just ban you from my "little puzzles" so you don't waste your precious———~~

This has been a very productive exchange. Thank you for your assistance. I'll leave this in your capable hands.

That will be some fun research. Will we be expected to inspect your body?

Happy murder planning.

All I know is that there's a reveal. Not sure if this involves inspection or not, but I should mention that [...] as a matter of personal preference, nobody can touch me.

Have an excellent evening.

That makes things easier, actually. The more physical interactions there are, the harder it is to maintain an illusion. Only making you look like you've lost your head is easy.

You're a doctor, aren't you? What can you tell me about the mechanics of this spontaneous head explosion?

Oh, well that's perfect. There won't be any physical interactions at all.

I think it'd take about 1k lbs of pressure to crush one from the outside. So from the inside [...] I'd imagine a little less? Realistically speaking it could only happen if there was a lot of gas trapped inside the skull. The gas would probably have to be superheated, too.

Are you planning to spray blood and gore on anyone when your head explodes?

An excellent starting point. Superheated gas trapped inside your skull, building pressure until it exceeds the structural limits of its fragile container and bursts. [...] I'll need to study your head. Don't worry, there will be no touching.

I think that's up to Isaiah. My preference is no, probably? If the dress code is semi-formal I think it'd actually kind of suck to get sprayed with fake blood.

And okay, no problem. Should I swing by the Research Building tomorrow? You're in for a treat, by the way. My skull is exceedingly regular.

Not if the blood was also just an illusion.

Tomorrow is fine. I'll need ten minutes, less if you're willing to pose for photos. My only interest in your exceedingly regular skull is determining the most logical way to destroy it.

Can i see your notes on people I'm doin a little get to know u thing for my birthday party with everyone

Not like, the weird shit i just need cutesy level stuff?

Edited (i lied he is NOT spared) 2023-06-06 16:48 (UTC)

Why you would ever think I record "cutesy level" notes about my coworkers?

Edited (he records everything about his coworkers) 2023-06-06 16:57 (UTC)

what else could u possibly be typing all day then

Work? Drafting my next article? Responding to emails? I happen to be a foremost authority in my field, and am often asked to consult on research taking place all over the world.