imaginist | ic spam @e.waldinger

Nah you'd be their last great hope you could string em along so far like, one appearance every year for anything their money can purchase

I don't want anything from them ~~except~~. [...] You're determined to stay here, then?

Afraid so. I'd say we could like, draw lil chalk lines and pick station sides if you want but if I drew a line between our apartments i would Never be able to Leave the building so

Hm. I wouldn't object to that.

Ok well shut up bc i would

I could twist these hallways so you'd never find your way out of the building regardless. But I don't have time to watch you 24/7, so I suppose a détente is the only option.

ok well first of all your brain pictures do NOT work on me [...] for that long.

[...] Little truce though???

I've been practicing. You might be surprised one day.

Alright, fine. I'll stop sending anonymous complaints about you to Admin.

Cool.

wow i hate u so much good thing my boss loves me ???

People here have remarkably poor judgement. Our truce only extends to not getting you fired; it does not mean I'll be nice to you in the research lab.

well yeah duh you haven't been like bodysnatched you're still never gonna be able to find the tubes you need or whatever

You really have no idea what I do, do you?

I am learning!

It would take far too much time to explain the complexities. And it's late, so goodnight. Turn off the bloody music in there.

[for posterity bc lyss fell asleep personally she turned down her music by exactly one volume point out of Love but it stayed oh another hour thank you]

Did you sign up for my event as a joke or are you actually planning on attending?

I'm asking this for a very practical reason.

When have I ever signed up for something and not shown up? You're a very mistrustful person.

And you're a very untrustworthy person.

Jack Jung wants your assistance creating the dramatic death scene of his dreams. Would you humor him?

Be logical. What would I gain from spoiling your bit of theatre?

Which one is he?

The thrill of making me look like a fool.

Annie's.

You have a wildly inflated sense of your own importance.

Oh. Very well. I'll do it for Annie.

I'm thrilled that my skepticism is stroking your ego.

Thank you. Don't abuse this to get information from him, he doesn't know anything.

Should I not find it amusing that you apparently waste time worrying about how I plot against you?

You know, when you give these paranoid preemptive warnings, it just makes people wonder what you're trying so hard to hide.

You're very eager to assume you're the only one I'm thinking about. I'm sorry to break the news to you, but I can juggle multiple balls.

I'm trying to hide the solution to a game I'm organizing. It should be obvious why I'm protective of the answer.

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~~Dear~~ ~~Salutations~~ ~~Greetings~~

Dr. Waldinger, hey.

Isaiah said you'd help me with killing me?

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